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I AM... [Mar. 25th, 2007|01:37 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
[music |Jeff Hanson - Something About]

    A. Who I am.
    B. Who I project myself to be.
    C. Who I am perceived to be by others.
       1. Twice removed from myself.

    A. The accumulation of past mes through various points in time and space.
       1. All.
       2. None.
    B.  The future mes which occur simultaneously but who I cannot meet yet.

    A. Organic.
       1. Water.
       2. Carbon.
    B. Hypothetical.
       1.  Constrained by "time".
       2.  Constrained by "organic".

    A.  My aspirations.
       1.  To be wind.
       2.  To be magma.
       3.  To be deeply rooted redwood.
       4.  To exist and to know.

This isn't a poem.  It's just who I am.
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Oh my goodness! [Feb. 23rd, 2006|06:57 am]
I am not Link, but I do know him
[music |Metric - Dead Disco]

I am eating Thai peanut noodles for breakfast at 7 AM.
What is this world coming to?
I'm barely a livejournal user.

You should know that.


Soon I must brush my teeth and prepare myself to fail my Intro to Gender test. I just don't see how I can do well answering 4 (FOUR!!) essays in one hour. It's most distressing.
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I suck [Sep. 20th, 2005|11:34 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
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Fly, fly the devil's in your eye... shoot shoot [Jun. 1st, 2005|01:57 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
[music |Liars - We fenced other gardens with the bones of our own]


I need to be more like Kristi. She posts all kinds of fabulous updates that everyone loves and it's just a delight.
Right now I'm working on a lot of self-improvement crap. Brian says I need to get a book. I do get restless on my days off work. And since SOMEONE isn't here to spend time with me... But I understand. Although, Brian feels insecure and worries you don't like him anymore. I suggest you give him a hug and pat his bubblicious booty.

I ought to do dishes.

The weather has been downright frightening lately. Here we are June 1st and it's a bad tit chilly out there. Also, the freak rainstorms need to stop. Brian says the world probably won't end anytime soon, but I'm beginning not to believe him. I should donate blood.

I'm hoping to host a lady's tea party or brunch sometime soon. Ladys only, of course. Also, we'll be having a dinner party likely next month.
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Watachi no senkoo wa rokku desu! [Mar. 5th, 2005|12:53 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
Man, I still get a kick out of how Kristi's post about Kevin spread all over live journal. Tres clasique. I know, you can't believe I don't, in fact, speak French.

A couple nights ago I had a dream about Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent. It was sick! Kristi said some red-headed girl was Julianne Moore. Yeah. Basically I think it's a sign. A sign that says I'd be a fool if I forget my towel. Over the past 4 months I've been searching out and obsessing over the various H2G2 trailers. I decided to reread the books from start to finish. I mainly just would reread my fave parts but now I'm going through all of it.

I'm excited for prom tonight. I got my prom dress all shaken off. I'm terrified to wear it though. It's been a bit. I'll double up on bras so I can have that feminine shape. Oh ho ho.
But I'm feeling good about myself and this will be a blast.

I suppose I don't update here because I've become a bit of a myspace whore. Should we be worried that everyone has heard the term "myspace whore"? Someone, call Webster!

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I don't have much to say I guess [Dec. 14th, 2004|10:36 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him

I update more on Myspace. I guess because I don't mind wasting page after page of my mundane nothing life. Please, let us be friends.

I mean it.
This is a threat. I'll pull the trigger, I really will.
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Fear [Nov. 2nd, 2004|07:07 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
I'm so terrified right now.
I'm afraid what will happen if Bush wins and then he needn't care much what the public thinks of him.
I'm nervous. I can't concentrate on anything right now.

If he wins, I foresee the death of our nation.

Oh, and if you voted for Bush because you think Kerry is unattractive or that hating Bush is "trendy", you're a moron. You can support whoever you want, but you best have strong reasoning behind it.
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That time of year again [Oct. 28th, 2004|01:21 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
Just a warning, I always get a bit depressing this time of year. So if I whine or seem depressed it's not personal, it's just the way it is. I apologize in advance.
Now I gotta go get yelled at at work because some lady who came in yesterday was being completely rude and psycho to me. It's all right though, I'm a store worker, not a human.
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If I seem a little strange, well, that's because I am [Oct. 26th, 2004|09:41 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
[mood |melancholymelancholy]
[music |The Smiths - Unloveable]

And the MELancholy MELodrama returns.

I just don't think I look like me. Well, I do. But really, I ought to look like a better me. And I ought to be a brighter me, and a more clever me, and a more personable me, and a million improvements. I'm a prototype of something worth having. I don't rightly know.

If I was a robot, I would need my parts upgraded pronto.
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Metric Conversion [Oct. 22nd, 2004|04:15 pm]
I am not Link, but I do know him
[music |Pulp - Bar Italia]

That's the working title for my NaNoWriMo project.
Here are my statistics thus far on the main character.

NAME: Dave Alexander Marsh (goes by Alexandre)
AGE: 28
JOB: Waiter, Barista, librarian (not all at once!)
LOCATION: Milledgeville, Georgia
HEROES: Oscar Wilde, John Dryden... British bohemians & dandies
OVERVIEW: Conceited, anti-capitalist, immature for his age, sleeps around a lot, doesn't fare well w/ most people, fancys himself to be a dandy... emulates the British. His history is white trash but he wants to be more like the British working class because he thinks it's more clever and appealing.
BEST FRIEND : A quirky British "butler" who enjoys bird-watching, drinking room-temperature red wine, and cross-dressing.

this is a very very very rough outline
I had more to add... but Brian is home.
It's loosely based on the Pulp album "Different Class"... though I think some parts of "This is Hardcore" might slip in.
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